Men's Squeeze My Banana and Call Me Ripe T-Shirt
You’ve heard it. You’ve laughed at it. Now you can wear it.
One of Ben’s most iconic cruise catchphrases is now a men's T-shirt—and yes, it’s just as cheeky as it sounds. Whether you’re strolling the promenade deck or sipping a piña colada at the pool bar, this tee is guaranteed to turn heads and spark conversations (or awkward giggles).
Printed on super soft 100% ring-spun cotton, with a heavyweight feel and comfy relaxed fit, it’s perfect for cruise days, port days, or just living your best fruity life at home.
Warning: May cause spontaneous karaoke, fruity drink cravings, and uncontrollable double entendres.
Because why just cruise… when you can cruise with a little sass?
Sizes do tend to run a little small so we recommend ordering a size up if in doubt, Ben wears a medium and David wears a small in the pictures.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Pre-shrunk
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Cruise with Ben & David Merchandise
- Email: bendavid-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Men's Squeeze My Banana and Call Me Ripe T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|